So, it used to be that once a year we would all get together to go to this comic and toy convention in town that had just started up. You guessed it. It was called TRI-CON! (Tri-con!) (tri-con!). It was basically the only thing that we did together as a podcast group. Ever. We all went together the first time, and then the second year Murdock & Dwight went together and Sullivan went much later. This, the third and least exciting year, Sullivan didn’t even bother to go. Instead, he lost a fight with a tree branch, shit his pants and took a knee on a hillside. Murdock & Dwight still went though. So there’s that. Also, as luck would have it, policemen from the two major cities in West Virginia hate each other, and the cities’ respective newspapers tell different stories about a recent event. And no, that event didn’t have anything to do with Sullivan shitting his pants. SBP!!
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