Because you demanded it, constant listeners, we are FINALLY releasing the true, factual, 100% accurate account of why, out of all the real fat celebrities named “John” in the world, we landed on poor John Ritter.
Culled from Seal Team Six mission itineraries, redacted FBI files, NFL scouting reports, fast-food menus, the Apple iTunes Terms of Service that you click “I Agree” to without reading, the fine print on toothpaste tubes and the last 3/4 of any famous author’s book that you claim to have read to look cool in front of people but actually haven’t read at all, here’s the low-down on what we like to call, in the Official SBP Vernacular: “John Ritter Fat “. It also comes complete with a video I made to illustrate this incredible journey. Hold onto your butts!
It’s another SBP Podcast Outtake to keep you warm through the beginning of the week until the new full episode comes out on Wednesday. Share this with friends. It’s a perfect way to introduce new folks to the podcast who aren’t sure you’re as brilliant for listening as we know you are. You’re welcome, AMERICA. Enjoy!