So there’s this website called “Toygaroo” that wants to be the Netflix of toys. You can “rent” toys for your kids, just in time for Christmas, so they can have a lot of presents under the tree, or whatever.
Easy Joke: No word yet on whether you can stream the Lincoln Logs or not.
Seriously though… putting a bunch of “rented toys” underneath your Christmas Tree or Hanukkah menorah or Kwanzaa blanket is like teasing kids with love, right? I realize that kids only care about shit for a week or two, but this seems extreme to me.
“Hey kids! We got you these toys to play with! Happy Holidays!”
*a week later*
“Steal their toys when they’re sleeping, Janis. We’ve gotta get that shit back in the mail!”
Whatever. Here’s the link to the site. It’s a cool idea. I just think it could end really poorly. I hope all of your dreams come true, though.