Austin Powers Torture Porn

 

 

 

 

 

“That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe?! Honestly! – Austin Powers, after getting hit in the head by Random Task’s shoe.

So, the guy that played Random Task in Austin Powers has been in jail for a while now because he participated in the abduction, torture and rape of a woman in California.  He is doing LIFE.  For TORTURE.  But wait!  There’s MORE!

Ok… his accomplice, who they caught later, and actually DID the RAPING… is serving 17 years.  SEVENTEEN YEARS.  For RAPE.

My question isn’t “what’s a good sentence for rape”.  My question is why are their sentences so WILDLY different?!?

Is Random Task a 3-striker?  It said he was arrested for something else, which is how they got his DNA and then linked it to the rape case.  Either way… what the FUCK?

Also, Random Task killed his sex offender cellmate.  Like I always say, if you’re already doing life in prison, why not?  I’d try to escape every single day.  What do you have to lose?  Your life?  Living in a box on the state’s dime seems like you got away with murder, or rather, torture… doesn’t it?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/la-austin-powers-actor-m,0,4414414.story

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About tmichaelmurdock

I watch movies and make movies. I'm a published fantasy novelist and video game freelance writer. I will be an avid SW:TOR player. I've written reviews for Ain't It Cool News under the moniker of Constable Kreegal. I ran a website called "Do Producers Dream of Celluloid Sheep". I run 619 Productions, LLC. I'm a Virgo. I use an HTC Evo because iPhones are lame. My favorite band is Counting Crows. I've seen more movies than you have. If sarcasm isn't your thing, you probably won't like me. I'm ok with that, even though it's your fault. The best advice my father ever gave me was, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story". Stop reading this now and go check out the blog. It's way cooler than either of us.

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