Episode 93: Doubting Thomas

Episode 93: Cover ArtEpisode 93 is like nothing you’ve encountered before. It’s partly because we had no real through line for this particular episode, and partly because Sullivan saved over all the really funny stuff that was going to make us insta-famous. So, instead, you’re stuck with things like: Dyan Cannon’s son Nick, Ray Stevens on Spotify, Crazy Uncle and his print-screen’d e-mails, militant Libertarians, Moon King Coolio and his Malaysian Fantastic Voyage, Plissken’s exploits on his way to the Adventureplex After Dark with America Online and 1992 National Enquirers, Doubting Thomas and the mystery of Jesus’ tomb, and, if you listen hard enough, probably even Fred Phelps. You’d think this was a link bait episode with all the name-dropping, but honestly, it all just sort of happened. I wouldn’t say we’re proud of it, but I wouldn’t say we’re not. So get comfy in your bean bag chairs, prepare to signal your sleeper agents, pop in a copy of Evening Shade, hum along to Cheeseburger in Paradise and let’s do this thing up right! SBP!!


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Episode 92: Punch-A-Bunch, Inc.

Episode 92: The Cover ArtYou’ve waited long and hard for episode 92 of our hit comedy podcast, so here it is! It’s our first Prop Comedy Podcast! It’s full of all those hilarious comic bits that you have to see to believe but you just can’t see because it’s a podcast! Join us as we find the missing Malaysian plane, get a Big Gulp at the 9/11, sneak into the Shriner Freakshow Circus Carnival, honor Ronald Reagan’s Canadian son, Justin Bieber, cheer on the more talented Denver brother, Don, and wistfully recall Stan Punch and Lucille Bunch of Punch-a-Bunch. Meet us in the Walmart parking lot, if you know what’s good for you! SBP!!


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Episode 91.5: A Short One

Episode 91.5: The Cover ArtIt’s not another clip show! It’s also…not another show! But relax a bit with a few minutes of us talking about why we can’t do a show this week (spoiler alert: it’s because of sexually transmitted chronic spinal problems). We’re transitioning into some bigger and better things here in the SBP labs, so we appreciate your patience and support. Take this time to laugh a little and invite friends to listen to the show. After all, we have the best listeners on Earth. NO LISTENER LEFT BEHIND! SBP!!


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Episode 91: This Is The Best You Got? Vol. 2

Episode 91: The Cover ArtHey everybody! Guess what? It’s ANOTHER clip show! Two weeks in a row! Can you believe how good we are to you people? It’s like we’ve taken two weeks off and we’re just culling through our most inspired bits and replaying them for you, just to remind you exactly how much you miss new episodes! In this one, we bring a talking television dolphin to life, spend some time with Inchley and Coco in some deep, dark places, rename hit music enthusiast Prince, cause the very first #BieberPanic and #GomezKerfuffle and speed date on Farmer’s Only. Maaaan… city folks just don’t get it.SBP!!


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Twitter: @burnedpants@tmichaelmurdock@dwightslappe and Michael Sullivan (@thegoogly)

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Music in this week’s episode.

Episode 90: This Is The Best You Got? Vol. 1

90_SBP_1400x1400_03082013Yes. This is the best we’ve got. Or at least half of the best we’ve got. In celebration of our 90th episode, Dwight culled through the epic first 70 or so episodes of the show to find the best bits. Some were mentioned by you, our loyal listeners, and others are just some we hold near and dear to our pitch black (Vin Diesel) hearts. Laugh with us, won’t you, as you relive these moments with friends. Pass them on to new listeners, either as the highest prize known to man, or as the meanest prank ever committed. Relax with us, friends, and consider your own porn thresholds, while shouting “Doug!” at the top of your lungs and checking your chubbys. It’s not just a 90th episode. It’s a clip show! SBP!!


Subscribe via iTunes or if you’re fancy here’s the RSS  feed. If you need a direct link to the file try here.

Twitter: @burnedpants@tmichaelmurdock@dwightslappe and Michael Sullivan (@thegoogly)

Review us on itunes, leave comments, have fun!  We hope we make you laugh a little.

Music in this week’s episode.

Episode 89: Where Does Milk Come From?

Episode 89: The ArtworkWell, eager listeners, we’re terribly, terribly close to 90 episodes, but you know what happens before 90? You guessed it – 89! It’s another very special episode for SBP, because we nail down an exclusive interview with none other than rap and cooking magnate Coolio! We find out where and how milk is produced, offer Dwight a new job in faith-based filmmaking, sing drunken karaoke and weigh in on the merits of Brittany Jenkens as she hits on her own sick mother. We been spendin’ most our lives livin’ in a Craigslist paradise! As Lou Bega says, 1, 2, 3-4-SBP!!


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ICYMI: The Smile That Launched A Thousand Ships

Oops

As mentioned, at length, in Episode 88:

http://slightlyburnedpants.com/2014/02/12/episode-88-guitarists-in-gondolas-getting-granola/

And since you guys always want to do your fact-checking, here are some super awesome links!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/flordia-man-accused-setting-fire-apartments-masturbation-complaints-article-1.1604149

and

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/fire/fire-displaces-four-in-tampa-senior-living-community/2163878

Now stop jerking it and put that fire out, ass face!