Episode 99: White Knight of Comedy

Episode 99: The Cover ArtSo, it used to be that once a year we would all get together to go to this comic and toy convention in town that had just started up. You guessed it. It was called TRI-CON! (Tri-con!) (tri-con!). It was basically the only thing that we did together as a podcast group. Ever. We all went together the first time, and then the second year Murdock & Dwight went together and Sullivan went much later. This, the third and least exciting year, Sullivan didn’t even bother to go. Instead, he lost a fight with a tree branch, shit his pants and took a knee on a hillside. Murdock & Dwight still went though. So there’s that. Also, as luck would have it, policemen from the two major cities in West Virginia hate each other, and the cities’ respective newspapers tell different stories about a recent event. And no, that event didn’t have anything to do with Sullivan shitting his pants. SBP!!

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Episode 98: Desperado Joe Gomez

Episode 98: The ArtworkWhat started off as a pleasant, heart-warming discussion about meteor showers turned deadly serious when the boys enter A Warm, Moist Place, equipped only with their life-long pals Frankie the Fleshlight, Andy Analbeads & Frenchie the French Tickler. A handful of Yakuza fingers later, and we’re talking like Adam Sandler, rebooting E.T. and making the world a better place by not owning anything made in America. If you wrap all of that up, put it in a box and put a bow on it, you’ll find that the surprise inside is that you’ve been listening to Episode 98 THE WHOLE TIME! Do you want a condom? SBP!!

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Episode 97: A Band, Banned

Episode 97: The Cover ArtFor what seems like several weeks in a row, we have a new show! In this action-packed adventure, the boys weigh in on just how close the Gathering of the Juggalos is this year, and why it would be a perfect destination wedding. Special guests include: “Walt Static” of Static X, Cannibal Corpse and Iago the parrot himself, Gilbert Gottfried. We spend some time cultivating the Tom Murdock Dirty-Ass Minute, and then dig deep into the chest of a guy who tested out a bullet-proof vest by having someone shoot him. Hell, we even reference something that was cut out of a previous podcast and gently massage the Brown Rings of Prison Dominance while having a Weekend At Wardell’s. Life may never be the same for you after this. Here’s hoping! SBP!!

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Episode 96: Tryst and Pout

Episode 96: The Cover ArtEpisode 96 is our Mother’s Day episode, where we don’t talk about Mother’s Day, but instead talk about some really filthy sex. So, it’s close to the same thing, probably. At some point we mention public indecency, a blind police officer, the calming effects of having sex in front of a crowd, speech impediments, why some people have only been in jail a hundred times and generally wax philosophical on gender relations, suffrage, Obamacare, global warming, gay marriage, political unrest in the Ukraine and the NFL draft. Nah, just kidding. We mainly just talk about creampies. SBP!!

 

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Episode 95: A Rabid Vampire Bleeding Beaver

Episode 95: The ArtworkHave you ever been listening to a conversation on a podcast and wondered what it would sound like if one of the participants collapsed? Now you can check that off of your creepy bucket list, because that is just one of many things that happens on this week’s show! As a matter of fact, we go about seven minutes before the episode even really starts. We don’t share your boundaries or your rules. We’re so outside the box, only Mark Knopfler, Jimmy K. and our own lawyer (not really our lawyer) J. Lauson Cashdollar have any idea what could happen next. Prepare to shoot people on your wedding night, play with the big dick of space and run from Predator Mayans. Set your juke boxes to Dire Straits, because you know who loves beaver? SBP!!

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Episode 94: Swiss Rolls!

Episode 94: The ArtworkForgive us, Father, for we have sinned. It’s been about a month since our last confession. Here’s a solid hour of hilariously funny things that will really make you glad we had all that time off. I mean, this stuff is probably the funniest shit that we’ve ever done. Wait. What? I’m sorry. Could you repeat that? You… forgot to press record? So… all that stuff is… just gone? Oh, and now you’ve finally turned it on and so far have only recorded stuff that we couldn’t possibly use on the show? Great. Just GREAT. Well, I guess we’ll just have to bring Coolio back and talk about Peepin’ Dave’s twin brother, known amputee murderer Pervert Dave. Grab some Fat Debbies and let’s get it on! Stick around to see just how many “hidden tracks” Sullivan can cram into one episode! We’re back! Who?! SBP!!



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Episode 93: Doubting Thomas

Episode 93: Cover ArtEpisode 93 is like nothing you’ve encountered before. It’s partly because we had no real through line for this particular episode, and partly because Sullivan saved over all the really funny stuff that was going to make us insta-famous. So, instead, you’re stuck with things like: Dyan Cannon’s son Nick, Ray Stevens on Spotify, Crazy Uncle and his print-screen’d e-mails, militant Libertarians, Moon King Coolio and his Malaysian Fantastic Voyage, Plissken’s exploits on his way to the Adventureplex After Dark with America Online and 1992 National Enquirers, Doubting Thomas and the mystery of Jesus’ tomb, and, if you listen hard enough, probably even Fred Phelps. You’d think this was a link bait episode with all the name-dropping, but honestly, it all just sort of happened. I wouldn’t say we’re proud of it, but I wouldn’t say we’re not. So get comfy in your bean bag chairs, prepare to signal your sleeper agents, pop in a copy of Evening Shade, hum along to Cheeseburger in Paradise and let’s do this thing up right! SBP!!

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